desperate to keep his testicles high up, JB uses the two hand clutch approach.....
Justin Bieber‘s balls have dropped according to his manager Scooter Braun (is that a made up name? Surely it is, isn’t it?) Yes the Bieber voice has broken, but I guess that it had to happen sometime didn’t it? Can we hope that this will spell the end of his career? Well sure we can hope, but somehow I think he’ll be around a bit longer. Even if his voice disappears there is so much you can do with crap in the studio. Just look at Boylife and Westzone for evidence. Yes I know I have mixed the names up, but frankly they are just identikit boy bands.
......clearly the two handed approach has failed and one of Bieber's monster cojones hits the deck
Incidentally the broken voice discovery was made while he recorded a duet with Maria Carey, a cover of her hit “All I Want For Christmas“. Yes the Biebertron has a Christmas album coming out this week. A Christmas album released in December? That’s not a cynical marketing ploy at all is it?
Justin confirms to waiting fans that indeed both of the Bieber bollocks have dropped
As for the Bieber balls I wonder whether the action figure of the little dude will now include a drop and retract testicles feature, maybe a bit like the Action Man Eagle Eye feature? What do you folks think?
Finally the realisation sets in that his career may be heading in the same direction as his testicles
With Just A Hint Of Mayhem 