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The Kunts – Fulford Arms, York – Sunday 8th December 2024 (Matinee) December 31, 2024

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I have championed many of Kunt and the Gangs releases over the tears. In particular when trying to help them get a Christmas number one. Notably “Boris Johnson Is Still A Fucking Cunt” at Chrimbo 2021. That song eventually reached number 5 in the UK chart. Wayne Clements from Basildon is Kunt and the Gang. He is also the Kunts, although with the latter he does have a band of other kunts with him. The support, unsurprisingly, was Kunt and the Gang. Essentially a solo slot by Wayne backed by some rather nifty backing tracks. There were some hilarious tunes. Notably, “Santa’s Sack” was bloody hilarious. “The Ballad Of Captain Tom” rightly rips the old bloke’s family a new one! He was ably supported by Gordon The Gopher as Little Kunt was AWOL.

The second set was Kunt backed by his band of kuntish punky stalwarts. All the hits were there. These included “Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt.” Other hits were “Scrap The Monarchy,” “Bum The Runner,” and “Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty Nonce.” Then there were some other Kunt classics; “Paul Steven’s Party” (probably the best song of the night), “Gentleman’s Wash”, “Sausage Roll Cunt” (a wonderful dig at Ladbaby), “The Wrong Ian Watkins” (poor old H from Steps!), “Fuck Sticks”, and “Bangers And Mash”. We also heard one of the songs from the controversial film ‘Shannon Matthews The Musical The Movie’. The song was “Shannon Ain’t Dead”. Thanks to that song and the film there were some protests planned at the venue. However, the protesters never materialised. Perhaps it was due to the weather or because they had not realised this was a matinee gig. Sadly, that would have been fun.

This was a good gig. Kunt is generally very funny and incredibly irreverent. However, I was left with the feeling that it was heading towards being a bit same old, same old. But an enjoyable night nonetheless!

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“Scrap The Monarchy” – The Krown Jewels April 13, 2023

Filed under: News,Rants,Review — justwilliam1959 @ 3:38 pm
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Kunt and the Gang a.k.a. the Kunts and now a.k.a. the Krown Jewels are back. They have previously released some cracking poppy, punky tunes about our “illustrious leaders” including such classics as “Boris Johnson Is A Fucking Cunt”, “Boris Johnson Is Still A Fucking Cunt”, “Prince Andrew Is A Sweaty Nonce”, “Fuck Off Boris You Cunt”, “Fuck The Tories” and “Rishi Sunak Is A Rat Faced Cunt”. Every one of these songs (and all the seemingly endless remix versions) are stone-cold pop classics and I can’t understand why they haven’t all been to the top of the charts and never been played on the radio, can you? Anyway, they are about to take another shot at the chart summit with a new song, “Scrap The Monarchy”. Marvellous lyrics, great hooks, and something to sing along to while you do your damndest to avoid the vile spectacle of the coronation on 6th May. The video below is, I think, an early version of the single which will be released on 5th May according to the Kunt and the Gang Twitter feed, on which they share what looks like an updated lyric video, click here to check that out. I love the lyric about King Charlie Tampon “He propagates the narrative, he’s a climate protester. But his best friend was Jimmy Savile, Britain’s foremost child molester” along with “and his brother Prince Andrew is a nonce case too”. They also mention the pegmeister himself, Prince William with lines such as “maybe we have pegged him wrong”. Get ready to download or stream this worthwhile, spiffing well needed tune on 5th May by clicking here. Oh and apologies if you are offended by nasty words and profanities there are a lot included in this post, a bit late for that warning I know. But maybe you should be more offended by the obscene wealth and privilege of the Royal Family and that in a so-called modern world, the UK has an unelected head of state. Do everything you can to get “Scrap The Monarchy” to the top of the charts!

If you want to sing along here are the lyrics. Printed here without permission, is that ok with you Mr. Kunt?

[Intro]
What do they do? What do they do? What do they actually do?
What do they do? What do they do? What do they actually do?
What do they do? What do they do? What do they actually do?
What do they do? What do they do? What do they actually do?

[Verse 1]
The coronation seems a good occasion to discuss
Why one family live in palaces, all subsidised by us
While folks rely on foodbanks, and we’re supposed to rejoice
As a crown is chauffeured round in a custom-made Rolls Royce
It’s time for this to stop, let’s give the royals the chop

[Chorus]
Scrap the monarchy, scrap the monarchy
Their pampered lives are vile while people live in poverty
In inhumane conditions, while out-of-date traditions
Mean we all pay for the royals to live in luxury, so
Scrap the monarchy

[Verse 2]
King Charles’s fingers are so fat, swollen, sore, and red
From swans that he gets fed and things he does in bed
He propagates the narrative he’s a climate protester
But his best friend was Jimmy Saville, Britain’s foremost child molester
And his brother Prince Andrew, he’s a nonce-case too

[Chorus]
Scrap the monarchy, scrap the monarchy
They turn a blind eye to their pedos like the BBC
They think they can pay for it all to go away
But covering up for nonces is their lasting legacy, so
Scrap the monarchy (Oi) Scrap the monarchy (Oi)
They stand for racist values and inequality
It’s time to have a vote, then stick them all in a small boat
And let them take their chances in some far-flung colony
Scrap the monarchy

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