It seems that the new leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-Un, has his own song. He doesn’t sing it, but it’s lyrics seem to draw from one of his speeches around the time he became leader. The song is called “Onwards Towards The Final Victory” and as you might expect it is getting significant airplay on the countries radio and TV networks. His father Kim Jong-Il also had a song, his was called “There Is No Motherland Without You“.
The only way is Up!
Personally I find all this a little strange, I mean I know our own British national anthem, which incidentally is far less rousing than Kim Jong-Un’s little tune, is an awful ode to the power of the monarchy, but imagine if all of our Prime Ministers had their own song! So obviously I thought how about finding some possibly appropriate songs for our head public servants. I know that they see themselves as leaders, but actually they are really servants aren’t they?
David Cameron “Running The World” – Jarvis Cocker (Although I’m sure that ‘Call Me Dave’ would prefer “Eton Rifles”
Gordon Brown “Jilted John” – Jilted John (Mostly for the ‘Gordon Is A Moron’ line)
Tony Blair – “Liar” – Sex Pistols
John Major – “Fade To Grey” – Visage
Margaret Thatcher – “Bitch” – Rolling Stones
And finally special mention to Nick Clegg “I’m A Winker (Misprint)” – Ivor Biggun and the Red Nosed Burglars
So there you have my selections, how about yours?
I wonder if his mum loves him?
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I assume that you’re talking about Kim Jong-Un as opposed to Cameron, Clegg, Blair etc. In which case you’d like to believe that his Mum loves him wouldn’t you? I still find it quite amusing that if you say his name with a bit of a north UK accent it sounds like young ‘un 🙂
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Has he got a little brother called Wrong ‘un?
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Maybe he has, but I’d also like to think that his siblings might be called Jong-Deux, Jong-Trois etc
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Now that would be class!
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