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“And back it up like a Tonka truck” June 30, 2014

Filed under: Observation,Trivia — justwilliam1959 @ 6:01 pm
Tags: arse, ass, backside, bum, Buttocks, derriere, Insurance, J-Lo, Jennifer Lopez, On The Floor, Pitbull, posterior, rear, rear end

Apparently Jennifer Lopez a.k.a J-Lo has her bottom a.k.a bum, arse, ass, rear, backside, posterior, derriere insured for $16.3 million. What a cheek! That is a spanking big amount! She must have done it for the craic! As you can see one of the reasons that I decided to post this information is to allow me to include some rubbish bottom related humour. Feel free to stop arseing around and contribute some of your own bottom related humour and bum puns good people of the blogosphere.

I would also like to know when the insurance company would pay out on that policy. If the said buttocks are damaged perhaps or I suppose they could be stolen. just imagine the reward poster for the latter!

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“Lately I’ve been thinking if you wanna get tough, then let’s play rough” September 5, 2013

Filed under: Trivia — justwilliam1959 @ 11:14 pm
Tags: Alunageorge, Cover band, Cruise ship, Disclosure, Eliza Doolittle, Elvis Costello, F For You, Guy Lawrence, Howard Lawrence, I’m A Secret Lemonade Drinker, Insurance, Latch, Reading 2013, Reading and Leeds Festivals, Reading Festival, Reading Festival 2013, Sam Smith, Settle, Shake 'n' Vac, UK Singles Chart, Vehicle insurance, When A Fire Starts To Burn, White Noise, You And Me

British dance duo Disclosure chose their name by selecting a random word on a car insurance form. The band is made up of brothers Guy and Howard Lawrence who were born in 1991 and 1994 respectively. They come from a musical family. Their dad was in a covers band and their Mum sang on cruise ships and provided the vocal for a number of TV advert jingles. Most notably for ‘Shake ‘n’ Vac‘. So there is a tenuous link with Elvis Costello was the writer and voice for the R White’s Lemonade Secret Lemonade Drinker campaign.

The band’s debut album ‘Settle’ was released earlier this year and has so far spawned four UK top 20 singles, the biggest of which was “White Noise” a collaboration with the magnificent Alunageorge whiched reached number 2 earlier this year. The other singles from the album were “Latch” which features Sam Smith, “You And Me” which features Eliza Doolittle and “F For You” Sadly I missed Disclosure at the Reading Festival last month, but I did get to see Alunageorge perform “White Noise” live. If you haven’t done it already I reckon you ought to check out Disclosure’s album ‘Settle’ along with Alunageorge’s ‘Body Music’.